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The definition of a Jerma joke.
What's in the crate? Oh dude there's a fucking knife, there's coffee cheetos chicken!
The act of doing something for no possible reason or form of payout.
"Did you hear what corporate wants us to do now?" "Yeah we are basically going to be sucking dick for Cheetos"
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The amount of courtesy and decency ideally expected from someone trying to dispose of cheeto dust residue.
Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.
Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)
Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Dude 1: Hey bro. Tyler has such nasty cheeto dust etiquette. Tyler wiped his cheeto dust hands all over my duvet when he was playing Call of Duty and he didn't even think twice.
Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)
Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.
Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
A command used to tell an individual to stop cockblocking, especially if that individual does not realize (s)he is being a cockblocker; A code phrase used to excuse oneself from a situation wherein one is cockblocking; Does not actually entail the physical activity of acquiring a bag of cheetos, it is only intended to protect oneself from a cockblock.
Michael, my lady friend and I are going to sit on my bed. Would you go get some cheetos?
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A hot Cheeto girl is the girl at school who always has either hot fries, hot Cheetos, or some typa hot chips. They're also always ghetto 25/8 so if that's not your typa girl, stay away from them. Whenever they run out of their chips they'll always, 100% walk up to someone else and be like "BESS FREN!!! LEMME GET THEM HOT CHEETOS BIHH!!!"
Hot Cheeto Girls: HAY BESS FRENNNN!!! *Chomp chomp*
Her bestfriend: HAYY BESS FRANNNNN
Them: PERIODT!!! AHAHAHHHHH
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When you eat many Hot Cheetos and then poop, it feels like fire coming out of your ass
The only food we ate at his house was Hot Cheetos, we are going to regret that later
I just took a Hot Cheeto Shit, it hurt like fire!
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Dusty Cheetos Toes are toes, but TASTIER. They start with a little dust that is fun to lick, then end with a yummy toe to eat. When u bite into your crunchy toe nail throbs and sizzles in yo mouth.
"Hey kid. you want a yummy Dusty Cheetos Toes?"
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