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Verb: an unsuccessful attempt at trying to sneakily royally screw someone out of money. (chimp-fucking)
Noun: (Chimp-Fucker) One who gives off the impression and/or is caught in the act of trying to screw someone royally.
Jimmy: That Terminex guy was trying to charge me $1300 for Termites when it turns out what he was looking at was only water damage.
Danny: He was trying to Chimp-Fuck you!
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Pimp: Where's my money?
Prostitute: That's my money!
Pimp: You're just trying to chimp-fuck me!!!
“Chimping” or “chimping around” is a Canadian term that defines the healthy balance between going apeshit and chilling. Chimping.
“Hey buddy what’s going on?”
“You know man, just chimping around”
when you do sumthing foolish and goofy
hey stop “chimping around” we’re losing!
When you and the boys are high
Guy.1 Me and the boys where so high last night
Guy.2 you guys where pope chimping
Guy.1 indeed we where
Someone who’s pullin, packin, and ready for action.
Not pullin person: Hey look over there it’s Chimp Co. I bet he’s pullin unlike me.
the coolest thing that exists or ever has existed ever
Guys, check out that chimp that can talk, he's so cool!!!!!
Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.
Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"