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Awarded to a white or black kid by an Asian of Asian allow him/her to say Ching-Chong.
Black: Gimmie a Ching-card
Asian: Okay, I give you Ching-Chong Card
Black: Ching-Chong
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The ultimate embodiment of Chinese-American fusion cuisine, standing tall at a whopping 2 foot 5 inches and weighing in at 330 pounds. He's as slow as a turtle, but when it comes to devouring dumplings and watching Kung Fu Panda, he moves at lightning speed. He dreams of being American, but let's face it, he's a little too short for the MBL.
Have you met Christian the Ching Chong? He's the hilarious Chinese guy who loves dumplings, Kung Fu Panda, and wishes he was American, but at only 2 foot 5 inches, he's more suited for a job as a garden gnome than a baseball player.
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When an insult followed by a comeback cannot be beaten, so is followed by a silence...
continued, Jimbo- do I look like your momma
Aleks. L- No you look like me because ive been screwing your momma and im your father
Jimbo. M- .......(silence)
Michael. H (cripple)- oooooooo, Rip ching
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The phrase used to describe a Turbocharger made in China and sold on Ebay for dirt cheap. They are also very good quality.
Friend 1:Dude, did you see that kids turbo!? It was like nothing I've ever seen!
Friend2: Yeah dude, I bet you it was one of those sweet Ching Chang Meow's!
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when a person cant get enough of that ching chong the only date ching chongs and never go back
guy1: who is she dating now?
guy2: i dont know but is probably another ching chong
guy1: damn shes got the ching chong flu
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When you beat your meat with soy sauce and you can’t get the stain out in time before your dad gets home
“Dude! I told you i can’t talk right now! I have to deal with this Ching chang choopsy!”
The man with such a sex appeal that no mortal can match or resist him
"Sorry Charlie, but Chad Wu-Ching can't stop his sex appeal."