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a complete icon. the greatest person ever. considers everyone a bestie.
is there anyone more of a legend than teague clark?
sophia clarke (emerson) receives some dick pics on the daily. ughh what a lucky gal! she is having breast enlargement surgery on may 17th because she can be a little insecure. many would say she is special, but we love her anyway.
she was a waitress at chilis for a while. but when she got fired she stole a shirt on the way out. she got fired because she was caught licking all of the plates before putting the food on them and serving them to the customers. she claims the licking was because her sex life was nonexistent, so she tried to fuck the plates instead. she later admitted that “the plates must not have been feeling the same was she was”... she is still a virgin. the shirt is red and gray striped and is still sitting in her dresser today.
sometimes she lays on top of her friends and snorts in their neck. (also because of her nonexistent sex life)
even though she never got that sexy time, she has still had some moments with ramen, jace, and liam 🤤🤤🤪 and we will never forget about jackson from camp
she is known to pee on all of her friends when something is funny. she has ruined peoples homes with her pee. her pee is green💚💚💚
sophia clarke is a silly sausage
This type of person is very small usually around 4ft, blond and likes to shovel matts down their throats if you do see this person approach with care or run away
That person is a Megan Clark
"Megan Clark runnnnn!!!!!!"
A Mid Sized Wrestler, who wrestles for the sole purpose of getting a oversized cock up his flubber butt. His Hair is always coasre because he scrubs the high levels of Jiz in his hair.Lastley he Lastley fantasizes of siving his size small penis up ther loose vagina.
Woman 1-Man his hair is course
Woman 2-Yea I Here It's From Jiz
Man 1- Yep Your're right that's my brother Cooper Clarke
Boy 1-Suck My Cock
Cooper-Ok But Then Shove it in my butt
Boy 1- Man You're such a Cooper Clarke
When one journies into an area that could've been explored by any man yet was previously unexplored because no man was stupid enough to do so. Typically used to describe how a fat girl loses her virginity.
"Jim I heard you took fatty Patty's virginity at the dance last night?"
"Ah man word about that got out? Yea everyone told me not to but I went Louis and Clarking"