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When one begins to add their friends on facebook to their "close friends" list. Soon, they will begin to receive more notifications than ever before. Close Friend Inflation appears to make someone more popular, when in reality they are just becoming privy to typically useless information.
Man, I thought people were starting to like my facebook but it was just close friend inflation.
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When your eyelids move in a certain way that it blocks your pupil from the outside world.
It is used usually when you
A. blink
B. Close your eyes
C. sleep
D. Want to not see something.
Side effects of closing your eyes include:
Not being able to see.
When your eyelids move in a certain way that it blocks your pupil from the outside world.
It is used usually when you
A. blink
B. Close your eyes
C. sleep
D. Want to not see something.
Side effects of closing your eyes include:
Not being able to see.
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An illusion performed by a single magician right in front of the audiences nose. Usually performed for one to twenty people in casual situation. This kind of magic, unlike stage magic, requires much more skill by the magician instead of by an assistant like in stage magic.
Downsides of close-up magic is that people tend to try to ruin your trick on the spot because they don't give a shit on how amazing it is a lot of the time and most likely want to spoil it because they like to remind themselves that they are gay fags.
Girls tend to either overexcite themselves over this kind of magic or show absolutely no interest at all.
Girl 1: OMG did you see that close-up magic trick that guy did with the cards. My card just changed?!
Girl 2: Oh. It did do that.
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(Closed captions) Interpretative text shown on videos or television. They are slightly different from subtitles in that the text shown is usually in the same language that is being spoken.
I had no idea what she was saying in that video so turned on CC (closed captions).
Friends who are so close that nothing will ever come between them, not love life, family problems, and mistakes. Always believe eachother no matter what. Act like lovers but really are only REALLY close friends. Tell eachother everything. Hangout a LOT. Will do anything and everything for eachother. When in friend is sad you know the other friend will always be there for them NO MATTER WHAT!
Someone: " Is that boy and girl dating?"
Other: " Nahhh, they just so close ya know"
Someone: " Ohh, like those close as possible friends??"
Other: " yea dude!! Right on spot!"
Someone : " Mann, I wish I could be like them, they look happy, I bet they hang out ALL. The time.
Other: " Probably, but not very many people can have friends like that..."
Someone: " So keep them never loose them, even if your not there yet... Just keep trying?
Other: " Yea, lot of commitment but by the time you get there it's worth it...
Someone: " Always better to have a close as possible friend then have a date?
Other: " Yea... You could say that they last longer obviously if they are close as possible.
Someone: " Tru... They are like sister and brother and that's good... Be blessed for that sister and brother relationship.
Someone that closed an App as soon as they exit out of it.
His Compulsive App Closing is so extreme that in 4 hours his Iphone went only from 100-96%.
A term for shitting in relation to whether you are wearing pants, closed fist is with pants on, whilst shitting without pants would be open handed. Other ways to say: Closed Fisted Shit, Closed Fist Shit
Dude James is Closed Fist Shitting himself!