Defined as a zipper being pulled down when you least expect it and being excessively hit with God’s dick. The power it brings is classified as much worse when around the white family.
Well there is that damn dick cloud again
When it's inevitable that you're going to have sex with someone. When there's a bang cloud hanging over you.
It was always going to happen. There's been a bang cloud hanging over us for ages.
To release enough hot fart gas in one movement from your anus hole that that it smells like you have shit your pants, and in being hot the fart rises straight up to head height for maximum effect.
I was grocery shopping today and let out a fart in the deli isle that brought a tear to my eye. I had to move leaving a shart cloud behind as to not draw attention to myself. It smelt like I had shit myself.
When a man or woman stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the edge onto an unsuspecting pedestrian walking underneath. The victim usually thinks it's starting to rain or a bird shat on them.
Michael was horny as fuck, so he did a spitting cloud on Jordan as she walked past his apartment complex.
Jordan: "Wo I think a bird shat on me!"
Wendy: "haha Looks like you copped a spitting cloud...wait...yep tastes like semen!"
Jordan: "god damn it, bet it was my brother Michael again".
The act of masturbating and going outside during the winder time, letting the penis release a puff of hot steam.
dude, grant just walked out of our monthly tea party to release a cock cloud into the wild... thats fucked up dude.
A blow job where the person giving the blow job simultaneously blows a vape cloud on the penis.
That girl gave me a cloud job last night.