Gaelic coffee

Like an Irish coffee but with blended Scotch whisky used instead of Irish whiskey.

RECIPE FOR GAELIC COFFEE:
Pour 35mls of a good Scotch blend (Chivas Regal, Antiquary, Black Label etc.) into a pre-warmed latté glass. Add a teaspoon of demerara sugar (or a dash of sirop de gomme), and stir.
In the meantime, drop a small amount of double cream in a cocktail shaker with loads of ice, and shake vigourously until the shaker is almost too cold to bear holding.
Add hot coffee to the whisky and sugar, about four-fifths to the top of the glass. Stir.
Very slowly drizzle the ice-cold cream over the back of a spoon onto the coffee. If done correctly, the cream should 'layer' over the coffee, so it looks like Guinness.
Now decorate the top with cocoa powder, chocolate sprinkles, coffee beans etc., and serve. Sláinte mhath!

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rattling coffee

coffee mug containing either vodka, rum, whiskey with 3 ice cubes. The morning beverage of choice for drunks.

"Hey cunt wheres my fuckin rattling coffee its 8:00am"

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coffee cum

The sticky residue left from coffee which has ejaculated out of the small sipping hole of the coffee cup's lid. It lands upon the car's cup holders or within the cup holder's crevices

Coffee cum can be seen when you look within the cup holders of your car you notice brown sticky stains from where a travel coffee cup was placed

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redneck coffee

Mountain Dew

Before I work on this VW I need my redneck coffee!

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coffee sex

Waking up in the morning and having wild crazy sex in order to wake yourself up

Emmy had wild coffee sex this morning and she had lots of energy.

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Biker Coffee

Coffee spiced with either an amphetamine or methamphetamine for party purposes or simply to stay up. Coffee is preferred because it's acrid taste masks additives well. The name originated from bikers who were on long drug runs who needed to stay up through the night.

It's 1:30 a.m. and you and your drunk friends decide to go to Las Vegas. So you say,"Hey, lets make some biker coffee's and jam!"

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coffee shop

Usually a shop where you can buy coffee, but in Amsterdam a coffee shop is not a cafe, its a shop which sells drugs, e.g. weed, hemp, hash etc.

In most streets in Amsterdam you will find a coffe shop, e.g. the Smokey Coffee Shop in Rembrantplein

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