fried coke

Newest Fair Food: Deep-Fried Coca-Cola

DALLAS -- There are fried Twinkies and even fried candy bars.

Now, vendor Abel Gonzales Jr. has come up with a new artery-clogging concoction for the State Fair of Texas. It's fried Coke.

Gonzales deep-fries Coca-Cola-flavored batter. He then drizzles Coke fountain syrup on it. The fried Coke is topped with whipped cream, cinnamon sugar and a cherry. Gonzales said the fried Coke came about just from thinking aloud.

This is the same state fair that brought about the corn dog. The Web site said Neil and Carl Fletcher conjured up a sweetened corn-battered wiener on-a-stick and sold it for 15 cents during the 1942 State Fair of Texas.

The Dallas fair may have brought us the tastiness of corndogs, but I'll be damned if I'm going to eat fried Coke.

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Coke Throat

When you do a bunch of blow the previous night, and you wake up in the morning and you have a raspy/scratchy voice

Listen to Tone Loc talk and there's the definition

its what you get from doing all that bad blow from the Miami area in the 1980's

Friend 1: hey how do i sound this morning

Friend 2: WOAH coke throat!

Friend 1: oh man I did way too much coke last. and now my throat hurts and I got coke throat like mother... its hard to swallow!

Friend 2: you not going to party tonight then?

friend 1: fuck ya i am!! i just bought a 8ball...I'm gonna have coke throat again!

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coke bugs

Hallucinations in the form of insects. Usually induced by consumption of large amounts of cocaine.

Kacy sees coke bugs crawling all over her every time she snorts the blow.

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Coke Spoons

Coke spoons refer to long fingernails that can be utilized to snort cocaine. Usually the pinky fingernail is kept long for this purpose.

Trim your fingernails, or are you trying to grow some coke spoons?

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Diet Coke

A drink that fat people drink to fell better about themselves.

Ummmmm, and a DIET coke please

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coke bloat

The bloating that occurs from consuming either too much soda or too much cocaine.

Coke Bloat: "Wow, Lindsay Lohan sure looks bloated these days. I highly doubt it's from drinking soda."

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Coke Bugs

After extended periods of cocaine use, some individuals experience "cocaine bugs," a hallucinatory perception of having bugs crawling on or just under the skin...

i was so fucking yayed out that i saw coke bugs crawling all over me!

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