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If you’ve ever met Abby Collins before, you know somewhere, somehow you’ve fucked up and you might as well die now.
Abby Collins will chew up your food and spit it in your mouth just so that you won’t starve😤.
She pretends she is happy, but if you stare into her eyes you will see her pain and jealousy of her brother, who arouses her dog.
She looks like your average teenage girl, but once you get to know her, you see the darkness and the pain. She feels like no one with except her for who she really is, a goth.
Guy 1: Dude look at that girl she’s dank!
Guy 2: Dude, that’s Abby Collins.
Guy 1: oh fuck, i didn’t realise
The biggest loser you’ve ever met in your life. You’d rather shove a nail down the hole of your cock than be in the same room as him. Also, he kind of smells like shit, similar to a tampon that was up an obese woman’s cooch for so long it dried up and fell out, only to get picked up by a homeless man so he could wipe his ass with it after shitting on the sidewalk.
“Conor collins smells like a dirty mitt”
Only the best gin drink of your life. This drink was not invented by Tim, but remastered.
One part Gin, two parts tonic, 1/2 a lime and a bushel ofint leaves.
Man I want a Tim Collins right now.
n. A woman who feigns support for women's rights, but is ultimately only a servant to oppressors. Analog of "Uncle Tom."
Sarah Huckabee Sanders occupying such a prominent position may maker her seem like a champion of equal treatment for women, but she's only a Susan Collins.
An alcoholic drink made by combining gin, lemon juice, and simple syrup topped with soda water and rohypnol
Ugh, last night this stranger bought me a Susan Collins at the bar!
An idiot that doesnt get their work done
That person is a real collin fox