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Meaning the local girls when you travel to another country.
Wanna go see the local colors?
I've had it with the local colors
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Color Gurus:
Since Apple (apple.com) got the idea that one should be able to control the color in a nice a simple manner the ICC, International Color Consortium (color.org) started shooting in all directions.
A technology that today works quite fine have had years of malfunction and therefore (since it did not work) during these years an army of self proclaimed COLOR GURUS have entered the scene and made up loads of excuses and stupid solutions.
These self proclaimed color gurus have generally speaking created more bad than good and they make sure that they are indispensable.
They are still there, and whenever the color result does not look good they come with loads of funny stories about "out of gamut", "wrong rendering intent" or "you have to edit your ICC (ICM in Windows) profile".
Note that the original idea from Apple was to make it working and to be simple.
The gurus and the crappy softwares they use made color ugly and complicated.
One could say that a technology that need and expert (self proclaimed or not) to work is proof that a technology does not work.
Today it is better. Only a few leading manufacturers left on the market and a few of them, perhaps only one, have made the color gurus redundant.
User: This print does not look like this on my monitor!
Color guru: It must be the rendering, let me edit your profile, twist the crappy profile made in my crappy software so it looks better...
User: Man, you f...ng guru, you make more money on this color managment technology than I benfit from it! Get out of here!
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The ability to only hear white people.
What? I'm color deaf.
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A color which is the true favorite. may occur or be seen while smoking pot.
ali bee: Here dude try a hit off this J.
Eccademus: Whoa! My talking color is brown!!!
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(n.) a slang term to mean colored diamonds worn around the neck and wrist which are growing in popularity among the wealthy black community.
"It's a beatiful life because I have my colorful ice."
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A Person of Color is the opposite of a Person of Noncolor. A largely confusing and inaccurate term, as one of the colors the term describes, is in fact, similarly to the noncolor, not a color at all.
There are those who believe one or both of the noncolors are in fact colors. Therefore, you should make sure which definition is being used before addressing someone, so that you don't risk offending the person.
Could you please give this envelope to the Person of Color over there. It's the one who is standing next to the Person of Noncolor.
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An eloquent term for burned food.
-Hey man, you burned the Bejesus out of this toast!
-That's not char, thats food coloring!
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