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A twat cone is any individual who is similar to a dog with a cone collar on---helpless and slightly pathetic.
"Man, Morgan is such a twat cone when it comes to his girlfriend."
twat cone is a cone in which all of your mothers twat juices are frozen into an ice cream form.
"Man, I'd really like to eat your mom's twat cone. I love MILFs."
(verb) When you take off your bra after a long day and don your favorite oversized sweatshirt. Your unsupported boobs, finally free from their containment, cheerfully poke the loose-fitting shirt outward — thus creating “cones.”
Similar to pulling a Jennifer Aniston, but in the comfort of home.
Girl 1: “How was your blind date?”
Girl 2: “Miserable. I’m going cones with some Netflix and ice cream to make up for it.”
(invented-by vanessa ruisi) a cone loafer is the hybrid of a dutch wooden shoe and a penny loafer. also means when used in verbal aspects, or sentences..: "Ello Cone Loafer!, Good day to you" "Cone one Loaf" "Loaf tastic" "it's a downright bloody cone loafin' life mate" very authentic in it's use and purpose when it comes to word structure. also very savvy in the comedy department, at random, or directed and other humans, objects, cones, and loafs. Loaf on mother cone loafers!!!! :)
"Fork you , you insignificant weasel cone loafer" "Hello Cone Loafer Good Day to you!" "LoafMFAO!!"
The funny guy on twitter (@MrCone_)
Ayyy its the funny guy Mr Cone