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(verb) When you take off your bra after a long day and don your favorite oversized sweatshirt. Your unsupported boobs, finally free from their containment, cheerfully poke the loose-fitting shirt outward — thus creating “cones.”
Similar to pulling a Jennifer Aniston, but in the comfort of home.
Girl 1: “How was your blind date?”
Girl 2: “Miserable. I’m going cones with some Netflix and ice cream to make up for it.”
A twat cone is any individual who is similar to a dog with a cone collar on---helpless and slightly pathetic.
"Man, Morgan is such a twat cone when it comes to his girlfriend."
twat cone is a cone in which all of your mothers twat juices are frozen into an ice cream form.
"Man, I'd really like to eat your mom's twat cone. I love MILFs."
When an animal forced to wear a cone around their head is essentially cock blocked from being able to satisfy the itch, lick, bite, smell, etc. they desire so much.
When Princess Petunia got spayed, that bitch was cone blocked for at least two weeks!
An abandoned concept for a TV show in which various families of anthropomorphic traffic cones all manipulate and murder their enemies in order to assume their claim to the iron curb.
Every character you like on Game of Cones will probably die this season.
When this pizza gets here im going to punch the fattest Rory cone!
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