courtesy cough

A cough added for "punctuation" during a long speech to prevent run-on sentences, or to prepare the speaker when s/he isn't sure of what to say next.

You know the speaker is bored when he makes one too many courtesy coughs.

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Cough Tag

When you're trying to show someone online that you are saying something under your breath, use the cough tag.

Joe: Duuuude, I got the awesomest iPod yesterdayy!!!!!
Bob: *cough* gay *cough*
Joe: Huh?
Bob: Huh?
Joe: Did you just use the cough tag on me?
Bob: Uh, no, that wasn't me.
Joe: But you- but- ugh.

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Smelly Cough

When a person (usually a woman) coughs to cover the sound of a fart, but cant conceal the smell.=, hence smelly cough.

Sandie: "cough" pffrrtt "cough"
KC: "oh man, you have smelly coughs again"

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cough on the cat

To commit an egregious yet ultimately benign party foul.

"Did you guys see Morgan pour beer on himself when he forgot he was holding a drink? Damn, talk about a cough on the cat..."

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*cough* *flem*

What it sounds like when your grandpa who has smoked all his life coughs.

The dinner sure is good grandpa isnt it.
Ye..*cough* *flem*...sure is

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Coughing Tramp

An arsehole suffering so much damage from a Meat Mouth it causes heavy bleeding and blistering.

"Gosh, that Meat Mouth I had the other day has turned into a Coughing Tramp now... it really hurts".

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cough couch

when your asked if you’re going somewhere

are you going to the store?

cough couch yes/cough couch no

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