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Former Discord User "German Empire".
Discord User 1: deep space creature should really keep that name and shouldnt change it back to German Empire right?
Discord User 2: Yeah ikr!
Someone described as a stupid person. Very stupid.
???: you Eyeball Creature! You tried to snatch my Enderman Doll.
Becky: I didn’t mean to..
a) the rhetorical, (lol), response to the oxymoronic rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard/ peiople resist change"?
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone's undesirable (at least according to you) characteristics, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?
father: yes and no. yes, you can be understanding of her, and not commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, Im reminding you that St Valentine's is next week. and no, you can't do a rat's ass about your taxes, simply because your sigother Meredith is part of the human race, and therefore creatures of habit
That Micheal Hale cunt, is a filthy creature. He spat on me!
Jolichus Bronchitis, a subspecies of elephant. A purple creature with 3 legs who uses its snut to poke and breed other Joeys.
Joey (Creature/species) communicates through actions.
A pose made by bending your knees and moving your legs away from you while managing to not squat, putting your upper arms up so they’re straight (preferably) or high up and have your forearms go downwards. Bonus points if you cross your eyes or smile like a deranged antelope while doing so.
Used when you want to embrace your inner stoopidity or if you just want to annoy people to no end. Can also be used when joking around with your buddy.
Jeremiah: *walking laps around the school, minding his own business*
Jeremiah 5 seconds later on his head: Why is Isaiah just standing there in unholy creature pose at me that deranged antelope smile staring at me? This is weird as frack dude, Ikm going to turn around now