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crust cake

Jade Hopkins

Jade Hopkins is a crust cake.

by Dipped Doughboi December 17, 2017


warm the crust

To smoke marijuana in a celebratory/chirping fashion in the face of others who have just lost/are losing to you in a sport/game of any sort.

After we dust you fuckers at street hockey we're going to warm the crust in your face.

and the crowd goes wild.. "WARM THE CRUST... WARM THE CRUST"... as the home team is laying a beat down on the visiting team.

by yabud December 31, 2014

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pie crusted

To masturbate all over your partners face, unleashing an obscene amount of cum, which covers their entire face, especially their eyes. Then, your partner doesn't wash off the layer of jizz in time, letting the spunk harden over their entire face, very similar to the coverage of an unbaked pie crust in a pie tin.

"Hey babe! Can you get me some soap and a brillow pad? You pie crusted my face, and now I can't see."

by jfever May 12, 2015


penis crust

crust of poop that has rested on the penis for hours of time after anal penetration. ( usually dried out poop on the male genetals....)

my penis crust is very itchy today dear watson.

by The Freak of Texas April 22, 2006

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Summer Crust

When you jack off on a sandwich that you left out in the sun.

Kurt- Hey scully I just pasted my slugs in a hot sandwich .

Scully- Dude your a summer crust.

Kurt- Im a filthy sambo.
Scully- gtg uncle.

by KING DAVO December 2, 2009

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vagina crust

A thick layer of dried up cum around the vaginal area

Damn girl, you need to clean off your vagina crust!

by iknowitstrue February 12, 2015

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punk crust

a pair of clothing, usually tends to be a pair of jeans wore by a mentally unstable alt person for over six months without being washed or cleaned

person1 : why do your jeans look dirty
person2: cause ive had them for over a year now, i think ive only washed them once.... its called punk crust

by _l3astard January 19, 2021

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