Cool as a Cucumber

Cool as a Cucumber is a very bold statement. You are only Cool as a Cucumber when you have inhaled at least 100 Cool Cucumber juul pods and then, only then, will you be as cool as a cucumber.

Freshman: "Man, Nick is as Cool as a Cucumber!"
Other Freshman: "No way! When did he hit 100?"

Cucumber boxes

A language reference meaning a word that by its pronunciation sound like it means something else only due to the (often complex) phonetic sound (perceived as funny by non-english citizen). It has originated among (peferable swedish) tourists in UK and has now been spread to the UK population itself meaning essentially gibberish. (Primary London and Brighton area).

Swedish tourist to finnish tourist: "What does Omnicidal Maniac trope mean?"
Finnish tourist: "No idea, its probably just "Cucumber boxes"

British person watching political debate: "I can´t understand what he is talking about"
Second person watching: "Doesn´t matter its just gibberish - cucumber boxes"

shave the cucumber

To take a solid dump.

Well, boys - after that massive dinner, it’s time to go shave the cucumber.

pickled cucumber

it's... a pickle

"WHO THE F*** WOULD SAY PICKLED CUCUMBER IN A SENTENCE?!?"

Cucumber water

Class pure class.

This cucumber water is bitching.

cucumber cowboy

A HOMOSEXUAL MAN WHO ACTS VERY STRAIGHT BUT REALLY LIKES COUNTRY MUSIC AND COCK.

Burt a super nice guy to drink but beware! He's a real cucumber cowboy

Cucumber Slap

When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap

When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.

Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this