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A deck commonly used by people who lack a father figure, and by no skill clash royal players. If you want to immediately lose your dignity (and dad) for the sake of getting a couple wins, you should use this deck.
The funniest way to make these supposed people rage quit is by countering their horrible decks is by: placing bandit, mirror bandit, and clone right at the bridge. their underdeveloped minds only know how to A. place cannon and B. log the incoming bandits (which only sometimes works because bandit dash phases through the log).
Ryder: That guy has a Hog-Rider Cycle Deck
Kaeden: wow he has no dad or creativity!
Ryder: haha bandit go steal their tower
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The M.S.D.C is a dangerous cycle which leads to getting fat, crying, and hating the opposite sex in the future. There are 3 main stages and 2 minor periods. The Stages are Honeymoon stage, Rehab stage, and the Breakup stage. The two periods are the Pre-OMG period, and the Aftermath period.
* Periods and Stages in order
Pre-OMG period/ the period where everyone knows whats about too happen (someone asking the other person out). This period can last over 3 days long.
Honeymoon Stage/ the stage where the boy/girl hangs out with the boy/girl. In other words what REAL relationships act like, in real life. This period can last anything from two days to two weeks. This is when the couple usually kiss.
Rehab Stage/ or the WTF did I do! stage is when you realize I'm dating "insert name here", this happens usually when the dater gets annoyed by their partner. In this stage, gossip travels around and people realize and place bets when and where you'll break up. This stage is usually a week.
The Breakup Stage/ when you break up, it isn't pretty. It can be full of crying or just and "ok". This stage is less then 20 minutes.
Aftermath Period/ is when about a week later, you gain a pound and are back to normal. All the couple drama is over and life as you know it is quiet. Till you hear a rumor "insert name here" likes "insert name here" and the cycle starts over, again.
* The average Middle School Couple lasts around 2 weeks
"The Middle School Dating Cycle"
Bob: Jane likes Jim
Sarah: OMG! they Should go out!
( The Cycle.......3 weeks later)
Sarah: Jill likes Andrew
Bob: OMG! they Should go out!
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IT support desk lingo for turning your PC on and off again , a modern version of "please reboot your machine" , normally said in an incredibly patronising and monotone voice
My f**king PC crashed again and those IT geeks just told me to go through the power cycle so now I've lost a whole days work .
ɯɐoɟ ɟo sɹɐǝ ɥʇᴉʍ uǝʇsᴉl puɐ puɐs ɟo ǝpɐɯ sǝʎǝ ɥʇᴉʍ ɥɔʇɐʍ ʎǝɥʇ
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That time of the month, when that time of the month is supposed to happen, but is delayed. This is due to the fact the leap year affected the menstrual cycle.
This can sometimes cause a woman to believe that she is pregnant. When in fact, it is simply the menstrual leap year at work.
Natalie: Ermahgerd, my period is late. I must be prego!
Seanequa: No, Natalie, you are not prego. It is simply a result of the menstrual cycle leap year.
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the act of giving a dirty article of clothing (esp. a shirt) a heavy dose of spray deodorant to mask any smell or foul odor. usually done in an emergency where all other items are dirty or otherwise unusable or the item is just well liked.
yo whats that smell?
sorry man, 3 second spin cycle
o gotcha
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the act of giving a dirty article of clothing (esp. a shirt) a heavy dose of spray deodorant to mask any smell or foul odor. usually done in an emergency where all other items are dirty or otherwise unusable or the item is just well liked.
yo whats that smell?
sorry man, 3 second spin cycle
o gotcha