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A very gay person a chubby ass gay person
man thats a pretty gay derek
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A closet homosexual who plays shortstop for the New York Yankees. It is widely believed that he has a sexual relationship with Yankee third baseman, Alex Rodriguez. Ever since A-Rod came to New York, there have been many instances of ass-touching and subtle neck-kissing going on between the tandem.
Derek was also voted most feminine in the MLB in 2006 in an anonymous poll of players and coaches. It was a landslide vote.
I just walked in on Derek Jeter sucking A-Rod.
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Tyrone: 'ave yo heard how that scumbag Derek Chauvin kill my homie George Floyd?
Theo: So? Who cares, it's just a criminal among many. Accidentally killing one or ten won't change shit.
Tyrone: Fuck yo, fuck the Police, all cops are bastards, stop putting us criminals in jail or kill us, Just let us take shit in peace yo!
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The best man you'll ever meet. He'll stay up with you, play games with you and love you endlessly. He's the kind of guy you dream of every night and wish to be with.
"Life without a Derek is a life without happiness" - Anonymous
Joe: Hey girl, wanna hit me up for the best time of your life?
Girl: Nah, I'm too blinded by Derek Allen to see anyone else.
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Such a cool person everybody likes him super hot and goes to molloy
Omg did u see Derek mccreesh he’s so coooool
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De·rek Su (Doo-rik Soo)
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An Asian who is extremely racist and excruciatingly annoying and cocky; An Emmanuel Ser.
"Oh my Good! Derek Su just lost to a novice team running Cuban Embargo! What a noob!"
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