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Desk Burrito
noun
Definition:
When you're 15 minutes into a World of Warcraft raid boss—mid pull, cooldowns blown, bloodlust popped—and your bowels suddenly betray you. No time to hearth, no time to wipe (yourself or the raid). So you grab the log from your shorts and place it next to your mouse pad.
Usage:
“Bro I wasn’t missing that Sylvanas kill. Had to desk burrito it. My chair may be ruined, but we got the mount.”
When you're so tired at work that you curl up and nap under your desk
"I'm so tired right now, I wish I could just take a nap."
"You should desk nest!"
"I tried to make a desk nest today but my coworkers were so talkative that I couldn't get any shut-eye."
When your desk is so low your hand hits the bottom of the desk due to excessive fapping.
"Dudes really suffering from low desk syndrome"
Noun: a metaphorical shelf that holds things that are representative of one’s feelings or mood.
“How’s it going?”
“Stressed, fire alarms on my bottom desk”
“Sorry to hear that, you’ll be back to socks and sandals soon bud”
Someone who post pictures of his desk (often referred to as his "Battle station") every day.
Person A: Jake just posted 5 new pics of his new widescreen monitor again.
Person B: A I guess he's a desk boy.
A desk boy is a guy (usually a simp) who sits under a an E-girls desk all day for the sole purpose of performing sexual services. They are usually restrained in some way or another.
"my Desk boy couldnt even last through one game of League of Legends last night"