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1) Anyone who's employer is Reeves County.
2) One who willingly shoves slim jims up his/her ass.
3) The milk man.
I too was once a dildo monkey. But no longer do I have the desire nor funds to purchase any kind ov beef jerky.
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1. bilbo bagginses porn star cousin.
2. nickname for any short hairy pornstar
3. supporting character in the adult film, "lord of the cockrings".
1. that hairy fuck sweats to much when he screws, he's such a 'dildo daggins'.
2. who's that pornstar, john holmes? no the dildo daggins guy.
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Someone who is useless much like the balls on a dildo dangling off the end of the shaft for decoration.
"Hey dildo balls, quit standing around catching flies with your mouth open and go make me some dumplins'. God damn you are a moron."
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Dildo Teabaggins is a name for any unknown douche mcdouche who turns up with his arm around that girl you like. If you're doing some light social-network stalking and come across a new guy in photos with her, chances are his real name is Dildo Teabaggins.
friend: Who's that douche with the douchey smile hanging off Diana?
you: Ugh, that must be her new bf. I think his name's Dildo Teabaggins.
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a HUGE dildo inserted in a woman's ass or vagina
holy crap, look at the size of that dildo, its gotta be at least 5 inches thick!
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Allegedly popularized during the 1980's by WWF wrestler "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, this is when a dildo is placed inside a blender and set to a high speed. It is said to cause great pleasure or pain, depending on the personal tastes and elasticity of the woman (or man) sitting on it.
"Now sit on this dildo blender...TOUGH GUUUUY. HOOOOO!"
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One who adjusts themselves into the seated position who using a dildo, often fixing it to a sturdy surface such as a table or chair, and them slides thier body up and down on the dildo.
The only noteworthy fact I learned from watching your daughter in that sextoy advert is that she is a dildo jockey, and moves her body instead of the dildo. That, and she has a mole on her right pussy lip.
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