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Being in close enough proximity to a person, place or thing that one could reasonably assume you could bury a body and still get away without getting caught or found out.
“Hey, where's Tom these days?” “Oh. he's within shoveling distance.”
When you’re having a threesome with a girl and your boy, you take the back end and your boy takes the front end. You are both distance docking. Park that boat.
Dude, are we distance docking tonight or what?
The unit of measurement that smokers use between destinations to determine if they should light up a cigarette, with the reasonable certainty it will be smoked by the time they arrive. White trash only use this measurement when giving directions to other white trash.
Jimmy to his common law wife: How far is the Walmart from the bar?
Common law wife to Jimmy: the cigarette distance is about 3 cigarettes.
something audrey does because she doesn’t love me, pls babe i’m begging u one more chance
“olivia is my favourite girlfriend”
-“i thought i was your favourite”
“because ur in england”
-“that’s distanceism”
When an event of some sort is right around the corner or really close to happening.
Tyler's birthday is in pissing distance.
To have failed as the "fail whale" has.
"Hark... in the distance... the fail whale!"
"dude, you're just harking in the distance all over the place"
To avoid a former best buddy because of a banal quarrel.
Within a small town quite a challenge.
Sets all your friends under pressure because the one who is doing "urban distancing"
expects that you are acting the same way he does to his former buddy.
If you don't follow him doing "urban distancing" - he will leave in a huff.
He is urban distancing him again.
"Why are you urban distancing me?"
"He you! Are you doing a little bit urban distancing again?"
"Stop urban distancing him! You are both my friends!"