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To shade two presidential candidates on the ballot, rendering the vote invalid.
Derived from the infamous event where Ferdinand Alexander "Sandro" Marcos, grandson of the dictator-tyrant Ferdinand Marcos, shaded two presidents on his ballot, making his vote for president null and void.
M: It would be psychological torture for DDS and BBM supporters to choose between Sara and Marcos Jr.
J: They should just do a Sandro and shade both. Those candidates are useless anyway.
In Philadelphia, this term is used when something is extremely fun; to "Pop like a Pussy"
Ex 1:
"You goin to the movies tomorrow?"
"Yeah, but it better do the pussy or you givin me my money back!"
Ex 2:
Boy 1: yo that party was crazy!!!
Boy 2: yea it did the pussy.
Context: 2020 refers to the year were it was proven in a life size experiment that Murphy's Law applies. Let us remember this adage: "Anything that can go wrong will go wrong".
Adhering to its application, citing Peter Drucker regarding the dealing on complexity of management; <<Drucker's Law>>: "If one thing goes wrong, everything else will, and at the same time."
Tracking monthly we may even expand to the <<Finagle's law of dynamic negatives>> a.k.a British wider axiom<<Sod's law>>: "Anything that can go wrong, will—at the worst possible moment."
Related arguments:
- Australian bush fires/Kobe Bryant accident (the year started in mourn)
- Coronavirus pandemic
- Iran attacks US bases in Iraq / US kills Iranian general Iranian Qasem Soleimani (causing war fears)
- COVID-19 death toll rising (managing worldwide the pandemic)
- World's biggest lockdown (the management was poor)
- Olympics postponed (first time in history this major event is cancelled for other reasons than war)
- Bloodbath at the markets plummet
- Biggest Locust attacks (things going poorly at the worst possible moment)
<<Things went 2020>> already means by the end of June, as most of memes have pointed to "worst year ever - would not recomment", ranging from the fully active sci-fi to the epic post-apocalyptic world life.
Another applycation to this, is rephrasing or substituting "sh!t happens" or the current "F", massively and in all fronts.
- Don't worry, you will get out of this one, sh!t happens.
- I know bro, but right now it feel 2020 level sh!t all over.
- How is everything going at home?
- Man it is full 2020 here with the kids.
- I was so invested in that series and they are doing a 2020
- What?
- Yeah bro, they canceled it.
- How is your boyfriend doing?
- I had to brake up with him, he went 2020 last week.
- Dude what happened to your phone screen?
- I had it coming, girlfriend went 2020 on it over a joke.
- I had a feeling it would go 2020, everything was going too nice.
- I was in the zone! I don't know hwat happened.
- Bro 2020
DO THE MARIO! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! You got it! It's the Mario! Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again. Let's do the Mario, all together now! Come on now.
JUST LIKE THAAAAAAAAT!
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a phrase someone uses when a person is doing too damn much, trying too hard, being a little over sincere or enthusiastic. Something you would say to a person who is normally cool, but for whatever reason acting too much like a try-hard
*Guy being really accommodating to a girl he likes, paying attention to her, getting her drinks, holding her hand, etc.
*Group of guys looking on skeptically*
"Dude. Do less"
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Coined by Rob Dyrdek and his personal body guard Christopher "Big Black" Boykins, "Do Work" works as a self motivator, to motivating your friends. It ranges from, but is not limited to "taking a dump" and "Nailing" a skateboarding trick. The possibilities for this phrase are endless, you just have to know how to use it.
Also, D.W, short for "Do Work" can be used as well.
Example:
Person 1: I'm going to backflip off of this 20 foot ledge.
Person 2: DO WORK!
Example 2:
Person 1: Oh shit son, did you see that backflip off that 20 foot ledge?!
Person 2: DO WORK BABY!, D. W. DO WORK.
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Crash landing an aeroplane upside down.
Or
Doing something that backfires so badly that either you or your online presence takes major negative hit and eventually dies.
Nah bro, I'm not gonna post that, I don't want to do the Vittie.
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