The best pet that you could possibly get! Loyal, faithful and protective, dogs are the full package! The "Play-Doh" slogan also goes for dogs too: "Fun to play with, not to eat".
Person 1: Your doggo do be very cute though ngl
Person 2: Thanks! So is your sister!
*Jazz music stops*
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Girl: Why do you always spend time with that dog for?
Mike: He's my best friend.
Girl: Oh yeah, i forgot you two are both son of bitches
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Person: WOw its a dog
Other person: BOw to the dog
Peron thats eavsdropping: OMG ALL HAIL THE DOG GOD
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Guy 1: Ashley was so valid today, I wanna dog her.
Guy 2: nah bro she's a thot, I been dogged her.
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A common, informal phrase used typically in australia, typically means someone who is lazy, selfish, or rude and even cowardly. It can also be used as a word describing someone who ditches their mates unexpectedly.
Example 1
John: Is jeff coming to the gatho tonight?
Bob: nah he dogged it for his girlfriend.
John: now that's a dog move!
Example 2
Kevin: did you take my shirt?
Greg: yeah, it's mine now.
Kevin: dont be a dog give it back man!
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A joke pulled on a friend that implies a huge letdown will occur once the truth is told and the lies are revealed.
I'm only dogging you man. Her booty was mad small. I hope you sleep well tonight.
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