A guy who is fucking a girl that you would like to fuck, but can't.
I can't believe that Kate is still going out with that douchebag!
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A bag used to hold one or more douches.
I bought so many douches, I needed a douchebag to carry them.
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Pretty much just another insult, refers to a vagina cleaner,
One of the most ineffective insults Iโve ever heard, I can't take someone seriously when they say it.
Commonly used by Americans
me: so I tripped over at the party, luckily your girlfriends tits broke my fall
Sam: you're a douchebag
me: really, that's all youโve got to say
Sam: yeah don't say that about my girlfriend you douche
me: well anyway after the fall she asked me to get my dick out for her suck on a bit
Sam: get fucked you sad cunt
me: that's better
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1.A word that is used to replace any noun, adjective or verb also can be shortened to "douche
1. Oh man this guy's a douche
2. go douche yourself
3. what a douchebag of a situation
4. Hello my name is johnathan fesiwinkle, i sure do enjoy douche cakes
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a female that has sex more time in a month then there are days. And who has a huge vagina
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Annoying people who have past the rank ass, asshole, and jerk. But are not yet fuckers or motherfuckers. Possible at the rank of bitch or BYEOTCH.
No, not Beverly Hills 90210. They are not bad people.
REAL EXAMPLE:
Person 1:...
Person 2: Why aren't you talking?!
Person 1: BECAUSE YOU'RE A DOUCHEBAG!
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The ever so helpless, obnoxious, and autistic Russian Nimby, Cock Sucking Bitch Boy, formerly from St. Petersburg and now, oh so inconveniently living in Columbia, MO ruining everyone's well-being, safety, and health. This is due to his incompetent sense of using cool and dangerous toys, a big-ass truck, and the liquid motivation of Fireball Whiskey and other various forms of alcohol, accompanied by his wild Russian dumbass nature and a bit (LOT) rough and rowdy decisions.
konstantin.makarov.35@facebook.com
konstantin.makarov.35@facebook.com ==> Douchebag 100%
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