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Doug

The type of guy who makes you want to love him in a "ooh, look. A sad puppy," type of way. A bad friend. Someone who takes advantage of the fact that you care about them.

You should probably steer clear of Doug.

Friend: There's this guy I like and he's nice at times but I don't know if he really cares

You: Is his name Doug?

Friend2: Yeah, and he's the love of my life.

by SouthPoleElf May 27, 2019


Doug

a short elf who blesses all with his presence. his smile lights up the room. if you don’t have a doug in your life. die.

“such a good person.”
*whispers under breath*
“such a...doug.”

by OpalLotus January 15, 2020


Doug

Just a sad moron

Person 1: Look at Doug over there
Person 2: What is he retarded?

by Figgeh douggo March 11, 2018


Doug

To jerk off, to masturbate

Dude he pulled a Doug in the parking lot

I could go for a good Doug right about now

by DomiNater July 14, 2021


Doug

A absolute annoying Frick who say he hates Pokémon and can’t get anything about it correct but also talks about his favorite game and movie in the franchise, if you beat him in anything he claim you cheated, the sworn enemy of a Juan.

DOUG SHUT UP ABOUT HOW YOU HATE THE GAME YOU LITERALLY JUST TOLD ME YOUR FAVORITE GAME IN THE FRANCHISE!!

by Noah Da Person October 28, 2019


Doug

A sexy beast that has a tiny dick but high sex drive. Tends to love objects to people and prefers coats over any other clothing. Women love him for his quietness and his intriguing personality.

Guy1: why is he wearing a coat at the beach?
Guy2: he’s a doug

by June 13, 2022


Doug

A shithead that sucks on dicks he also loves giving himself orgasms.

Eric and Alex fucked doug

by Joe71206 December 2, 2018