The type of guy who makes you want to love him in a "ooh, look. A sad puppy," type of way. A bad friend. Someone who takes advantage of the fact that you care about them.
You should probably steer clear of Doug.
Friend: There's this guy I like and he's nice at times but I don't know if he really cares
You: Is his name Doug?
Friend2: Yeah, and he's the love of my life.
a short elf who blesses all with his presence. his smile lights up the room. if you don’t have a doug in your life. die.
“such a good person.”
*whispers under breath*
“such a...doug.”
Person 1: Look at Doug over there
Person 2: What is he retarded?
Dude he pulled a Doug in the parking lot
I could go for a good Doug right about now
A absolute annoying Frick who say he hates Pokémon and can’t get anything about it correct but also talks about his favorite game and movie in the franchise, if you beat him in anything he claim you cheated, the sworn enemy of a Juan.
DOUG SHUT UP ABOUT HOW YOU HATE THE GAME YOU LITERALLY JUST TOLD ME YOUR FAVORITE GAME IN THE FRANCHISE!!
A sexy beast that has a tiny dick but high sex drive. Tends to love objects to people and prefers coats over any other clothing. Women love him for his quietness and his intriguing personality.
Guy1: why is he wearing a coat at the beach?
Guy2: he’s a doug
A shithead that sucks on dicks he also loves giving himself orgasms.