Money Drain Patrol

Not to be confused with "Money Drain" (an incompetent woman shopping for their one planned item, but leaving with 10+ items continuously), nor used independently or by pairing the former duo with "Patrol" (which is snatching pencils from nerds), "the" Money Drain Patrol are large groups of workers that are tied to any organization where the primary objective of said organisation is to take people's money via "anti-services" (definition pending), without the use of compassion, common sense or discretion.

Such organisations include, but are not limited to, City Council Groups, Airports and Taxi Companies.

"I had to pay $200 for my oversized bag, guess who? None other than the Money Drain Patrol, standing there smiling, delighted to shit over my day and empty my pockets over one centimeter"

"Getting a taxi is such an anti-service, just another excuse for the Money Drain Patrol to earn a dishonest dollar by shitting on my wallet - I only like 1km away and it took an hour"

Shit hit the drain

Malaphor of the idioms "Shit hit the fan" and "Down the drain"

When something so nasty works out so right it is as if you took a shit and it went straight down the drain as it fell.

"Bro I told Brittany I wanted to tie her legs to the ceiling, strip her down, and coat her in cream cheese and the broad says she wants to see me Friday night! The shit hit the drain for real this time man."

She'd drain a bag

It's what you say when you see a hot sheila, and is also another way of saying, "I'd fuck her".

Drain a bag = drain ya balls

Two dickheads takin a stroll at the shops and one of em spots a hot sheila.

Dickhead #1: "oi! Shes fuckin hot ay!"

Dickhead#2: "awwwh fuck yeah cunt, she'd drain a bag!"

Down the fuckin' drain

A common saying when you're pissed about something you lost or broke.

FUCK! My fuckin bike is broken! Great, 1500 dollars down the fuckin' drain!!!

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drain the main vain

as in you need to go urinate(av a piss).

B: aw ive drunk too much. coming to drain the main vain?
C: yer sure...

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snake her drain

A euphemism for anal sex.

I'm headed over to her house later to snake her drain if you know what I mean.

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drain-pipe city

that part of a city where the poor sleep in drain-pipes.

The street urchins live in the drain-pipe city.

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