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1) Your buddy gets too drunk and starts making a fool of himself. Someone (also quite drunk) takes it upon themselves to help them, usually poorly, and becomes the drunken martyr.
Person 1: "Did you hear about how Randy puked on Anna when she tried to help him last night? He was so drunk he couldn't even walk outside."
Person 2: "Well, that's what happens when you try and be a drunken martyr."
n. any inanimate thing (usually a vehicle) that sways and weaves more than it should, thus causing a safety hazard.
That semi-truck is all over the road like a drunken cobra.
Slang term that refers to a large aircraft maintenence facility in the midwest (Cornhusker State) where greed and hillbillies run rampant. See also fucktackle.
I used to work at drunken aggravation, but got fired for having more than common sense.
when you have had a decent amount to drink that your cheeks get super flushed.
“I have the drunken rosé-cha coming on with the glasses of wine I’ve had”
This is when someone gets so drunk they fall over in the middle of the road with his pants down and starts masturbating at taxi drivers.
I was that hammered last night I did a drunken rob
A wonderful concoction made from one part whiskey and one part REAL maple syrup. best served hot or cold.
hey bartender!
I am cold and I have no energy. what should I have?
bartender: imma gonna hook you up with some a this dank drunken sap poor fella.
This is what occurs during practice when everyone but your section is outside and you've exhausted every ounce of motivation to practice in you. Does not actually include drunken members, or alcohol for that matter.
*Everyone else but section leaves*
Mike: Okay, let's practice!
*five minutes later*
Mike: Okay, time for a drunken discussion!
Everyone else: It's about time!