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A town on Long Island that lies South of Northport. South Northport sounded stupid, hence: said town name. For lack of a better definition, I bring you an analogy: Northport is like San Francisco: more wealthy, more gays, more hippies, and more hills. East Northport is like Los Angeles: an immense mexican population, korean population, heroin addict population, and the terrain is much much flatter.
"I'm from East Northport!"
"Oh, so you're... you're a druggie...."
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Contrary to the uninformed beliefs of The Elf, the East Coast states of Massachusetts, New Hampshire and Vermont actually have the LOWEST obesity rates of any state in the country, while California's is one of the highest.
East Coast > West Coast
Q: What's the difference between Los Angeles and yogurt?
A: Yogurt has an active culture.
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A small town in Illinois a pissing distance away from St. louis. Its made up of a bunch of wannabe black people who are now getting there asses kicked by real black people that are moving in from Alton. there are the occasional skater/biker kids around but no-one pays attention to them so they turned emo. We do have a school team called the "OILERS"...oiler colors are moroon and gold(gay) but at least there not Red and Blue....our sports teams think there all bad ass but in reallity the only team we beat is the shells, but thats not saying much. The one fun thing East Alton people do is go to wal-mart and walk around trying to find people they know then on the way home buy a humdinger and hitting some poor defensless person on the side of the road with it probably giving them a concussion, but who gives a fuck we're from East Alton!
Guy 1) Hey do you wanna hang out in east alton today?....
Guy 2) What the fuck are you on??? Wood River is llike 3 seconds away dumb ass!!!
Guy 1) oh ya.............
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The state of Florida. The names comes from Florida being largely depicted in the news as being full of reckless people who collectively make the state seem to be nothing more than a zoo of rednecks on meth.
Jim moved out the the Wild East because he thought the laws of civilized society were too oppressive on his traditional views.