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Poisonus snake that when aroused spits out a venumous white fluid.
He has a dangerous one eyed snake
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putting your wang on ones shoulder
while she was using the computer, I came up behind and gave her the one eyed parrot.
A one-eyed nobber is someone who is a complete doofus and has usually done something stupid.
As if you just walked into that wall you one-eyed nobber!
A One-Eyed Carlos is when you’re lying face-down, getting a massage, and the masseuse squats down and takes a hefty green poop on your back.
“I was over at the massage parlor and the masseuse totally gave my mom a One-Eyed Carlos.”
When someone is asleep and another male whacks off and blows his load in the sleeping victims closed eyes. When victim wakes up he has a crusty substance in his eyes.
Dude, I think your dad gave me the sleepy eyed jackson last night.
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The backside of a very unhygienic person.
Pull your pants back up! Your black eyed peas are making me sick.
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"He pulled out his one-eyed willy and used it on his girlfriend."
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