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A condition suffered by men who have not been circumcised. Firstly they have to wash their penises longer in the shower, secondly there's a far greater chance of a zipper mishap and thirdly (most importantly) because circumcised men get laid far more often ....... women just find it impossible to say no when there's 10% off !!
Lee felt a sudden pang of circumcision envy as he watched the girls wait in line to bag a piece of arran
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the theory that all girls secretly wish they had a penis.
Busch Bag: "I wish I could pee on her car."
Drotzer: "I know, penis envy."
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When female is jealous over male penis
I had a huge penis envy yesterday, we had sex and he came 10 times but I just once.
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Usually when a tanking class character in a MMORPG taunts a target off another tanking class character with no cause except to make himself feel usefull or important.
Random MMORPG Player : "Man, that paladin has more HP, Mitigation, and a lot higher threat table than that warrior, but the warrior keeps taunting."
Other Random MMORPG Player : "I know dude... that warrior should L2P, he's got total tank envy..."
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When a person of the female persuasion becomes envious of males who can obtain wood.
Damn that guy's hot. I have wood envy.
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gender envy is what you feel when you see a person you want to look like after you started transitioning, essentially when you see Frank Iero
Hey, do you listen to My chemical romance?
Yeah, dude, Frank Iero gives me so much gender envy
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The mental disorder suffered by prius drivers who lost in their own smug self-righeousness completely overlook that they drive a car as gutless, vanilla and overrated as they infact are.
Prius Envy. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Do Americans know the rest of the world has super-efficent diesels that do better milage for half the price, guess that's why they have delusions of Prius Envy.
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