She is very scary but hopefully she won't throw a chair at you, be careful. JUST BE CAREFUL.
AAAAAAAH it's a rogue Eva Loren.
the response to someone who says what ever...a way to always get the last word in a heated conversation
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A girl called Eva isn't often a nice girl. She can seam nice to begin with. She's pretty and kind of smart. Nice hair too. But you've got to watch out for an Eva because even though you might think she's your friend, she talks about you behind your back, lies to your face then claims she never said anything. She only has one or two proper friends because she's scared everyone else away. Stay away from an Eva.
Person: oh my god Eva's starting more arguments
Other person: well that's just what she's like. Stay away from her
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A "Fav Eva" is a person you cannot stand, they are typically annoying, extremely full of themselves and overall your worst enemy, but they do not know this, only you know this, because one always pretends to a be the "Fav Eva's" best friend, they will secretly despise them while being completely two-faced and pretending they love them...a VERY sarcastic term.
Jared: Hi Taylor! What you doing tonight?!?
Taylor: AH hey Jared! I'm not quite sure how about you?
Jared: Don't know yet...hit me up though I wanna see your face tonight.
Taylor: Oh I'll definitely give you a call!
(Jared leaves)
Taylor: Ew, just saw a fav eva.
Maddi: Who?!
Taylor: Jared..he told me to "hit him up"...what a fav eva.
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An overrated 4ft. tall, rat-faced actress who is known for her role as Gabrielle Solis on the show, "Desperate Housewives". She has a deep voice and an extremely loud/annoying laugh. With a little makeup on her face, she looks like a rat begging for cheese, with a lot of makeup on her face, she looks like a clown, and with NO makeup on her face, she looks like the "Coco Puffs" monkey. She is a primadona and very full of herself (for whatever reason). She also has a huge obsession with dildos/vibrators.
Ex.#1
Person 1: Did you see Eva LonWHOREia's interview on ABC?
Person 2: Yeah! She said "vibrator" one too many times and got yelled at for it!
Ex.#2
Person 1: I don't understand the fuss about Eva Longoria. She is way too scronny-looking.
Person 2: I agree! There are so many better-looking and nicer people out there!
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Amount of time until a guy bones a chick.
Girl, you know I'll love you fo eva.
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Jonathan and Eva are forever and ever :)
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