national girls have to say yes to everything

girls can’t say no

“will you go out with me”
“n- oh wait, yes”
“it’s national girls have to say yes to everything day”

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Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

Water Earth fire air long ago the four nations lived together in harmony then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked only the Avatar master of all four elements could stop them but when the world needed him most he vanished 100 years passed and my brother and I discovered the new avatar an Airbender named Aang and although his airbending skills are great he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone but I believe Aang can save the world (cue Avatar music)

Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked

thats a very nice everything you have there

An internet meme based on minecraft creepers. Creepers explode when they get near the player destroying you house, creatures, etc. The meme goes "thats a very nice (wolf, everything, house, etc.) you have there. It would be a shame if something happened to it."

thats a very nice everything you have there. it would be a shame if something happened to it. (boom)

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Everything seems funnier after 2 am

The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.

Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.

Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?

Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.

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Supreme Overlord of Everything That Exists and That Is To Exist Cremy

A person who is very cool and epic and everyone loves him but his evil brother creamy

Boy, I love Supreme Overlord of Everything That Exists and That Is To Exist Cremy! What a great dude.

Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything

42

The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42

A little floor spice makes everything nice.

1. What you say when your friends catch you eating something off the floor.
2. What you say to a friend that dropped something while cooking for a large group of people.

Boy: *drops cookie on the floor*

Girl: "Oh my god... Don't eat that!"

Boy: "What's wrong with it? A little floor spice makes everything nice. XD

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