ex boyfriend

Ex boyfriends are the enemy. They tell you they love you and then stab you in the back and it the heart and leave you for your best friend

Example? You want an example? How about my ex boyfriend calling me every day to tell me how much he likes my best friend, right after we had broken up, and then turns around and calls her and tells her he loves her, and it turns out she loves him too

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ex-lax

A laxative. Commonly used as pranks to make the person have to use the bathroom frequently. Over dosage can cause rectal bleeding. Can come in a chocolate form (like hersheys).

God he should be bleeding outta his ass because of all the ex-lax you gave him.

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ex-dee

(verb) to type XD, which, if you tilt your head 90 degrees left, is the emoticon of a face grinning so hard that its eyes are squinting.

him: XD
me: You just ex-deed!
him: XD
me: Stop ex-deeing.

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sonic EXE

you get to play as 3 characters tails,knuckles and lastly dr.eggman (or whatever) sonic kills everyone and at the end of the game it shows the 3 characters heads on stick with sonic sonic has black eyes with small red pupils and has blood out of them, next picture it has the sonic i listed with the words " I..AM GOD" it scared me alot,but thats the past and the time is now.

sonic is creepy,i dont think this sonic is the right sonic.
SONIC EXE IS CREEPY

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ex-brommunicate

To exclude a bro from the brommunity. Each group has its Standard Operating Brocedures defining grounds for ex-brommunication.

An ex-brommunicated bro then becomes a Brodigal Son until he shapes up.

A: Did you see that?! Home bra brought those bromewreckers to the party last night.
B: No kidding. He's ex-brommunicated for that one.

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Ex-Shagger

Somebody who previously received sex daily, nightly and ever so rightly but has now not had regular sex for more than 6 months.

"Yo dude whats with this kid? I can't understand a word he is saying!"

"Just pretend he is making sense, he hasn't had his oats in a while, he's an ex-shagger"

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EX Sex

Having sex with and ex girlfriend/boyfriend

Jena is having ex sex with brian

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