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The distinctive vacuous look on a gay man's face when they are desparately looking for the next fuck. Usually the eyes are wide opened and the lips slightly pouted. You can see from a mile that they can't wait to have a big cock up their arses, or in their mouths. In severe cases, the subject will develop a slight tremor or hiccups when a potential target approaches.
Daffid said to his best friend Ross. "If you continue to look for slutty boyz to fuck, you'll end up having an empty life with penis eyes on your puss."
Derek Mincing said to Leonard "How very very dare you! You took me to this club where all the men have penis eyes. I find you......impertinent!
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An individual (usually male) who has an unhealthy tendency to notice and remember a woman's breasts as opposed to features such as her face, personality, or hair color.
1. Ultimate source of awkwardness
2.way to fall in love
1.I just made eye contact with a random guy....it was so awkward
2. Me and my bf just made eye contact
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An irritation of the cornea that results from exposure to the overworked air conditioning units, heaters and/or bright pharmacy-like lighting found in large shopping malls. Typically experienced by the male species when dragged to the shopping mall by their female counterparts during sales, clearances and/or any day ending with 'day'.
"Yo, did you see that sale on V-Necks?"
"Naw guy I have the WORST mall eye!"
The involuntary tearing and/or streaming of an eye that affects some drug users after insuffulating their drug of choice.
Mary: *snnnniiiiiif* I said goddamn!
John: What's wrong?
Mary: That was a big line!
John: Yeah, you've got petch eye.
The remaining crusty bits left on and around your eyelids after a nights sleep, also known as eye boogies or in more economically developed countries as sleep.
"Dude did you just wake up? You have killer panko eye!"
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