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Blow your load on a woman's face then throw sand in it
Heidi and Kyle when to Jamaica and Kyle gave her a tropical facial
It's a procedure that is usually performed by a thick women in their mid forties (who are colloquially called Patronas), where they get so sexually excited to the point of hovering in the air, thus dripping pussy juice all over their partners' faces.
The Marrakesh facial is commonly associated with a glamorous glowing face.
John: It's like you don't age, Jane. What's your secret?
Jane: I let a woman give me a Marrakesh facial, twice a week, for rejuvenation effects.
A low bubbling throat burp that escapes on accident forcing your lips to momentarily motorboat, very similar to the lower lips during a queef.
Um..wasn't quite sure if you were burping, about to barf, or playing with the sailboat in the bathtub. If it Looks like a facial queef , and smells like a facial queef then it must be a facial queef!
A great ending in a porn video!
"Dude did you see that new video with Madison Ivy ? There was a facial cumshot at the end!
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A challenging drink made from a spoonful of Mayonnaise dropped into a shot glass of Tequila.
Often the person trying to drink it spits out the concoction onto the face of the person sitting in front of them. (Hence the name)
Most of that Mexican Facial I ordered ended up on Sophi's cheek.
Who drinks this stuff?
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when recieving a blumpkin (look up if unknown), the finished turd splashes into the toilet bowl. Hence splashing on the Blumpkin givers face
Mary was giving me a blumpkin and i had lots of bread to eat so i gave her a mexican facial. it was like a tsunami coming up that bowl
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Ugly. Can also mean non-photogenic.
I know that's a bad picture of me. They're all bad - I'm facially challenged.
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