five 0

Slang for an officer of the law. Usually when you are doing something illegal.

Avoid five 0's at all costs.

Originated from the show Hawaii Five 0

Shit its the five 0 run!1!111

I got caught by the five 0

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schfifty five

A secret that is SOOO good to hear, what you must pay.

What you say?
Sch-fifty five!

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five deep

Extremely deeply-penetrating sexual intercourse (vaginal, anal, oral, etc.), measured by multiplying the length of ones' index finger. (See formula below).

Formula: If your index finger is 3 1/2 inches long, then to go "five deep" would equal 17 1/2 inches of penetration.

Lx5=P where L=Length of index finger and P=Penetration depth

Franco: "Hey, what's your sister up to tonight?"
Jared: "Why do you ask?"
Franco: "I was hoping to go five deep tonight, and she's the only bitch I know who's seasoned enough for that kind of punishment!"
Jared: "I'll kill you".

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Face Five

A term coined by "The Todd," a perverted character on the hit tv comedy "Scrubs."

To interpret a slap on the face as a misplaced high-five.

1:
Carla: Why is my stapler on the floor?
She bends over to retrieve it, revealing a slight peeping thong.
Todd: Thonnnnnnnng!
Carla whips around and slaps him.
Todd: Face-five! Oh, yeah!

2:
I tried to look up that chick's skirt and she gave me a face five for effort!

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five head

A very large forehead - 25% larger in fact.

The sun is just beating down on my five head today.

Maybe you should get some Rogaine next time you're getting your Viagara old man.

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cry five

This is really just a high 5. The exception is that it can only done by emo kids. In order to qualify as a cry five, the wrist MUST be covered with an elastoplast, and it must be clearly visible for the top clap.
Extra points are awarded if the cuts are really deep and your hand actually flips backwards, so you have to plaster it back on again - Cry Five baby!

Jimmy: Don, this show was so emocore, I'm gonna go home and emobate!

Don-Trape: Cry Five :'o(

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Five Sheet

A name for a U.S or Canadian 5$ bill. It can also be used with any other bill (ten sheet for a 10$ bill ect.).

Do you have that 5 sheet you owe me?

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