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When someone attempts to flex but it falls flat; not a single person is impressed.
Jeff was caught bragging about that one girl he kissed 4 years ago...OMG what a Flat Flex!
An unfortunate instance where one either gives or detects flatulance in an elevator.
"Goddamn! Did you smell that rising flat dude left in the elevator? That was raunchy!"
A cat in a hoader's home that has " been lost" or "run away". Essentially the cat has died due to lack of care or unlivable environment and has become compressed by the hoard. Related to a sail cat.
Is that a flat cat under those books?
Something that is flat but isn't, usually a cycling route or event, yet not stupidly hilly.
Coined by Audax Club Bristol members after their president Paul Rainbow referred to the 1200km long distance cycling event Paris-Brest-Paris as flat to ease any pre-event jitters; it wasn't!
Is it a hilly ride?
No, it's Rainbow flat!
Use in place of "the shit". Invented May 22,2007 Cambridge, USA
Michael: Holy shit look at those Aero effect on Windows Vista! Oh my god if she was a chick I swear.
Andrew: Dude that's flat dope man.
"Dude that ride is flat dope"
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Busting a flat is when you ejaculate, but you're penis has not grown into erect formation yet.
I had to bust a flat when I saw Jennifer walking on the beach
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1. Breasts of a usually older and over-weight female which are saggy, long, flat and astoundingly repulsive.
2. Breasts that when not upholstered by a bra hang so low that they pose a serious trip hazard to the lady who they belong to.
"Is she a milf?" "No fucking way, she's got flat-waps and bingo wings!"
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