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used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is completely wrong or fucked up.
When Jason used pumice soap to jack off, Jill walked in and exclaimed, "That's about as fucked up as a football bat you bad mamma jamma!"
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When Christmas doesn't go as planned, as in "A Christmas Story" when Ralphie asked the Mall Santa for a Red Rider b.b. gun and was offered a "nice football" instead. Not that there's anything wrong with football.
I asked for a cheeseburger but all they had was a fish sandwich. It's a total football Christmas.
the best game ever to play on a trampoline. all you need is a football a trampoline and 2 friends. one friend throws the football into the trampoline and the two other friends try to cattch it... "Disclamer" this game almost always results in injury for one or more party.
bob: hey you wanna come over for some trampoline football
Joe: yea of course. ill bring the band aids
Similar to sweater weather, football weather describes the crisp, cool chill in the air of autumn evenings, corresponding with football season. It's a feeling in the air felt by both fans and players.
They're predicting 45 degrees and clear for Friday night's game! Grab your sweater- it's perfect football weather.
A game where the goal is to kick each other's testicles until one person either gives up and leaves or passes out from
the pain. The winner is the last man standing, who usually wins a bet of sorts.
Hey, wanna play some Estonian Football?
Nah, both my balls died since the last time we played
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Popularised by football Youtuber hughwizzy, the term 'Wok Football' is used to describe a football team (commonly Arsenal) playing passes around the 18 yard box, with no real gameplan or identity.
This Wok Football is unbelievable, Arsenal are such frauds
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A sporting event in which the object of the game is to get "the quarter back".
I lost at Jewish Football...
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