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A churro; a long, thin pastry that is deep fried and rolled in cinnamon and sugar.
Our 2-year-old wants Mexican Donuts every time we go to the farmer's market.
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A blowjob.
get down on your knees and smile like a donut.
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A term used within a happiness and cyanide comic which subtly insinuates the act of sexual intercourse.
In watching a rather curvacious and heavily hootered woman pass by, one man exults to his friend:
Man, I'd love to take her out to dinner...
And by "take her out to dinner" I mean dunk the donut...
And by "dunk the donut" I mean have sex with her.
And by "have sex with her" I mean use my penis on her
And by "penis" I mean staple remover
And by "staple" I mean virginity
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The act of covering any region with post cum, leaving a thin and shiny film of residue not unlike that of a glazed donut. Most popular practices involve rubbing the penis over the cheek of a female (preferably) until empty and cheek covered. If the female is tan this will further assist in the glazed donut appearance. The pleasurable feeling of recent climax is also similar to the happy sensation resulting from eating large amounts of sugar (glazed donuts); this further bonds the act and term.
"Dude, I was glazing the donut on Janet and totally passed out." or "Jim was glazing the donut and I left a snail trail on the sheets. Pretty nasty"
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The most awesome phone in the world. It was made in the 70's by Western Electric and came in TouchTone and Rotary models. It can do anything. This phone has special powers. Much better than the crappy and generic phones made today
I was talking on my Donut Phone and then it game me magical powers.
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When your elongated turds curl over to make a perfect circle that resembles a soft, tasty donut.
I didn't care for the cheap coffee you served at breakfast this morning, so I left a half-dozen Devil's Donuts in your toilet.
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The holy grail of Car Channels
A car-oriented Youtube channel with an ample catalog of content like: Automotive history (Up to speed), obscure things in the Car world (WheelHouse), the currently defunct scientific part of the channel Science Garage and many more.
Go watch it.
MO POWAHH BABEHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Donut media is peak quality, I guarantee it.
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