fuck you ipod

phrase used by those who wish to condemn the feelings of anger and frustration brought on by their ipod and ipod software

"This software is so frustrating and I dont know what the hell Quicktime is. Fuck you Ipod"

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fuck you too!

a severe mortal blow to a retreating opponent. used in the final stages of an argument and is the best and only known counter to hey fuck you! this comeback verbally destroys the opposition and gives your opponent the option to walk away or waive that option by declaring a physical war and opening with a shove.

Todd: hey, fuck you! Eddie: fuck you too! .... (brief silence and Todd walks away) yeah, that's what I thought. pussy!

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the fuck you did!

when someone lies and you know it so you say the fuck you did

Jared:dude, i just banged some hot girl.......
Sean: The Fuck you did!!!

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Fuck you in the Eye

Not literal, symbolic to immense anger...

"Don't mess with me Sam, or I'll fuck you in the eye"

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Fuck you Cupid

What you say when you fall in love with someone and they simply don't feel the same way
Honestly, really really sucks. Escpecially when they are the most amazing person ever.

Fuck you Cupid. You had to shoot me and not him. Oh, I love you Josh

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Fuck You, Eh?

What Canadians say to one another, but in a pleasant tone of voice.

Gary: Fuck you, eh? :)

Chad: NO, you fuck you, eh? :D

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shut the fuck up you nasty bitch

Used this when a random in your game lobby talking trash for nothing.

Person 1: Ya fucking suck watch ya finna get shit on nigga.
Person 2:"shut the fuck up you nasty bitch".
Person 3-4-5-6-7-8-9: Damn wtf?!

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