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garage sale me

when a person tries to pawn off their crap on you from either their cube at work when they clean it out or from home because they are too lazy to get rid of it themselves.

Dude, no I don't want your poster of a cat "hanging in there." Stop trying to garage sale me your crap.

Dude, stop trying to garage sale me your old "recylce" bumper sticker. I don't want your crap.

by downwithgilmore July 8, 2009


penis parking garage

A person's mouth that is large enough for at least 2 penis'

Samys penis parking garage was well known by all on the football team some times up to four would park at a timecock suckered

by gmoney February 24, 2015


Garage princess

A car that is being taken care of excessively well.

Man, Jeb just got his old garage princess detailed again. He spends way too much on that old jalopy.

by Neren December 27, 2024


Burn Garage

A dangerous location where thots wear high boots, cocaine is sniffed and cars are professionally wrapped. There are many conspiracy theories that this could be the beginning location of the next holocaust.

“Yo Austin can I come sniff a line, catch an std and get a quick wrap in the burn garage?”

by JamesND March 13, 2019


Garage Door

When you eat a persons ass sideways so you have to lift one ass cheek out of the way like a garage door.

"Bro my girl wanted me to eat her ass while she was laying on her side. I had to give her the garage door treatment"

by SomeCreepyWhiteGuy September 22, 2022


Garage Opener

A little device that comes with a garage that lets you open the garage.

"Hey can you open the garage, I left my garage opener in the house"

by Tigerjas78 September 17, 2020


Parking Garage

To fit at least 10 phallic members in a single person's hole at once.

"Yo, I fit like 26 dicks in her last night bro. I parking garaged that b*tch."

by UNRStudent March 17, 2020