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Garden turtle

A bloke who sucks himself off watching wetsuits dry on the clothesline

Get out of here Blake you dirty garden turtle!!!!

by Uncy Joe August 14, 2017


gutter gardening

When u do so little house maintenance shrubs grow from your gutters

I see joe has given up on caring for his house.

Friend: yes but i see he has taken up gutter gardening

by Drowning clown October 7, 2015


Garden School

Garden School is a really small school with about 300 kids from k-12. If you tell something to anyone, everyone knows immeadiately. Drama spreads really quickly. The sports teams aren't that good but everyone tries their best. We have no speaker system so no one ever knows whats going on. There is a crap ton of homework but there's a lot of really fun events.

"What school do you go to?"
"Oh I go to Garden School."
"Cool so you must be an expert at Gardening right?"
( You'll get this a lot)

by Winterwolf28 September 26, 2017


Booger Garden

A place at your house, work, car, or anyplace you spend a lot of time at were you put your booger at. Mostly found under a desk or table.

Jimmy's booger would not come off his finger so he put it in his booger garden

by Keeper of the Booger May 13, 2012


shart garden

Like a Beer Garden, but where instead of sampling beer, you sample sharts. Can be used to describe an undesirable situation.

By Brandon Toth

Randy's party was a real shart garden because he only invited idiots and me.

by CTuggie August 21, 2015


man garden

A polite way of referring to a man's sexual region.

His shorts are way too small- I can see his man garden when he sits down!

by Pamann December 11, 2010


freedom garden

A garden where one grows bald eagles, models of presidents heads, and American flags.

"dude your freedom garden is rad!"
"I know! it just sprouted a baldie a few days ago."

by Imtotallynotracist April 29, 2015