The passive irrigation and fertilization that occurs to a mans hairy ass crack while he sleeps.
"I had to wipe right when I woke up due overactive night garden activity".
To talk waffle and bollocks with similarly minded f*ck wits on a topic which has no basis in reality
Person A
"If you want to know how to enjoy life without being burdened by aspiration, success, career moves, dependency on a partner, material wealth, boasting, one upmanship being pretentious about not being pretentious just let me know. I'll afford you some valuable insights."
Person B
"LOL - where did you come up with that crap - in Korkys Garden?"
A cemetery.
Gotta go to the person garden & visit grandma.
Someone who is always watching or is very observant of a particular person or thing.
"Yo that Jason guy quickly managed to find Nathan at the festival. Turns out he never let his eyes stray from him. Hes such a gardeners cat."
Someone who is very observant of small details or frequently watches others in the shadows.
"I swear you've worn that jumper 3 days in a row now"
"Oh you're such a Gardeners Cat"
Wow! Did you See Cindy? I would love to till her garden of love.
A place at your house, work, car, or anyplace you spend a lot of time at were you put your booger at. Mostly found under a desk or table.
Jimmy's booger would not come off his finger so he put it in his booger garden