God

The wonderful lord above us

My god to the sun and my family are the planets

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God

some boi some cave bois made cus they didnt know what life was.

i dont under stand anything.
oh havent u heard its God.
what is it?
u dont know what that is... well its god

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God

Dog Backwards

Dog spelled backwards is god

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God

When you wish for something badly and you close your eyes and wish for it. God's the guy that ignores you.

Making a wish to God? You might as well go on the street and act homeless, you'll have more chances of success.

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God

Common misspelling of ZUN

Person 1: Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, god?
Person 2: You misspelt ZUN.

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God

Zlatan Ibrahimović

TV4 reporter: Who’ll win the qualifier?

Zlatan: Only God knows

Reporter: It’s kinda hard to ask him

Zlatan: You’re talking to him now

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God

Me

I am the God of this world

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