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One who stairs at your penis threw your pants . Very awkward stair from another male.
I was working hard and looked over, Mike was justa staring. That goober gazer.
All American sport. When a man is pinching his member on the outside of his pants and any random person is in the room. The person goober pinching does not even notice the audience or realize they are doing it
OMG look at Smith over there in the corner goober pinching like ain't no one in the room
Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan
Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?
A person who wears socks to bed, also has the bigger cock.
Man Adam is such a god damn alpha goober...
The sweet super slick lube commonly found between the most upper inner thigh and scrotum of larger men during excess friction Can be accompanied by a foul or unclean genital odor.
Man I’m working up some serious goober grease in this heat out here.