Hairy Ver'gery

1-Another word for a woman's genitalia, normally hairy.
2-A generic word used in place of most other words, normally as a joke. A derivative of this is to add 'ery' at the end of any word

1- Show me your 'Hairy Ver'gery'
2- Shut it, you Hairy Ver'gery
- Shut your Hairy Ver'gery
- Let's get out of this Hairy Ver'gery

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Hairy Nun

When a girl bites your pubes and they go in her mouth, then she kisses you (were the pubes go into your mouth) then u spit them in her pussy

I dont know i just made it up '' Hairy Nun"

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hairy lobster

A sexual position that involves two guys and a girl. The girl leans back and one guy eats her out while the other guy gets a blowjob from the girl.

Girl 1 - "So what did you do last night?"
Girl 2 - "Oh I had Seth and Shaun over and we did the hairy lobster!"

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Hairy Cuntaloupe

Taking a fresh cantaloupe, you cut out a penis-sized hole. Then, you heat up the cantaloupe in a microwave for 30 seconds or until desired warmth. You then place your penis inside the cantalouple and the seeds inside the cantaloupe simulate a vagina and pull on your penis.

My girl wouldn't have sex with me so I went into the refrigerator and made a "hairy cuntaloupe."

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Hairy Men

Men who are endowed with the gift of being extra hairy.

Kate faps all day to Hairy Men because she finds them sexy.

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hairy donut

1. Salmon trap, bearded clam, taco, bloody hatchet wound.

2. Kind of leathery and hairy to boot. See also: leather donut, turd cutter.

"I got my hairy donut caught in the mail slot."

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Dirty Hairy

When a girl finds hair in her teeth weeks after giving an extremely hairy guy a blow job

ugh I just found a dirty hairy this morning

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