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The type of chick who looks so damn forward to Halloween SZN strictly because it's fair game to dress extra skanky slutty and rollin deep with their skanky slutty crew, as opposed to making extra thoughtful plans for their toddler daughter to experience and learn about Halloween
My baby's mother been a Halloween ho for like two decades now, bro.
Hey! It’s Halloween Eve! I can’t wait to trick-or-treat tomorrow!
A person who pretends to be something. (for example something when they're not).
I am a happy halloweener and am pretending to be happy.
When you make a woman squirt while she is on her period.
Man 1-I made my girl into a Halloween sprinkler last night!
Man2-No way! I’ve been trying to do that for year!
November 7th. The day Orthodox Christians celebrate Halloween.
Child: "Φάρσα ή κέρασμα!"
Person at door: "Wait a minute. I thought Halloween was last week."
Child: "Your Halloween was, yes, but today is Orthodox Halloween. Now give me some candy."
Something you can get if you go into the pedophiles basement on the amazing holiday we call hallo motherfuckin ween!
Want some Halloween candy? Your cute, you should take off your shirt!
this is the new generation of Halloween thats spreading like wild fire across the world to keep our children safe. instead of kids going out wearing costumes. they stay at home and you leave candy in their mail box where they have a container on the other side in their home or on the porch and you don't even see the kids but we do it just because we love them and they do this for a long time anyway. kids can still go to halloween costumes parties or school parties if they wish to. we ask this be done in the day time and not at night. so they can collect it before night starts. so we ask people with jobs prepare before and do it before or after work depending on the time you work. we can make a world a better place together. we ask for the houses with kids who want candy to have their porch light on all day to know which house has kids. and please don't decide for the kids or listen to kids who don't know what candy is or only had nasty candy and not the good kind. please make sure to get good candy kids love and not just any kind. its not hard to find out and you can't try more than one at a time it will taste different when you blend different types of candy , by eating them at the same time or back to back.
New Halloween is the New Lit.