Dick helmet

A disparaging term for a male who is stupid or otherwise offensive. Used when similar terms such as dickhead, asshole, do not adequately describe the degree of stupidity or offensive behavior.

"I can't believe he did that..what a dick helmet!"

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Miners Helmet

a flash light strapped to the shaft of your cock (shlong, penis, 3rd leg, banger etc) for finding your way in the dark during the night if and when you wake up with your tent pichted, aka mornin glory.. to be used on turgid tadgers, brickers and pingers if you prefer the hands free version, if not then flacid will do also with the hands on approach.

"DAMN IT!.. need a piss! and the electric has run out!!.. time to dawn the miners helmet and seeing as I have a pinger, I shall be opting for the hands free approach"

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helmet head

A hair cut that forms a perfect "helmet" shape around the head itself. Many times this can be accomplished by a horrible haircut and lack of caring in the morning tossed with a side of being a boner. This non-trendy look is usually seen on people with the name "Mike".

"Man, Mike walked in this morning with some crazy helmet head! Die it pink and he'd look like a penis!!"

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Porn Helmet

When one attaches a camera to ones head, by any manner of means eg. straps, helmet attachment. The camera is then used to film pornography from a first person perspective

Let me just get my porn helmet on, and then you can suck my cock

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furry helmet

The act of ramming a shaved or waxed head up a girl's fuzzy burrow. This is considered one of the most sensual things a twat missionary can do to give back to his hoe.

Winston was not afraid to return Hilary's favor, but he did not want to touch her moist n saggy, so he pulled a furry helmet on her nasty ass.

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Lord Helmet

Penis, wang, cock, dork. Male member.

Attention everyone, LORD HELMET is about to make an appearence!!!

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Trojan Helmet

Placing one Penis and balls on someones forhead, draping the penis between the eyes to give the appearance of a Trojan Helmet.

"I'm so going to Tea Bag him."
"Do him one up and give him a Trojan Helmet."

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