Hillbilly Car-wash

The act of opening a water bottle and pouring it out on the side of the car to wash the mud and dirt off while driving down the road. Usually takes more than one water bottle to do the job. Can also be a productive use for water or flavored water that has a horrible taste.

Man me and Billy were out of change for the car-wash so we just used an old water bottle in his car and pulled a Hillbilly Car-wash.

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BURRILLVILLE HILLBILLY GANGS

COON NUNES, OR GRAVEY DAVEY IS A FAGGOT FOR BELIEVING THERE IS SUCH A THING OF "GANGS" (Bloods and or Crips) IN THE TOWN OF BURRILLVILLE

ex: "Im gonna my set up on your ass for disrespecting my blood brothers"

ex #2: "BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT"

ex #3: If "he" reads this..."YO IMA GET MY BURRILLVILLE GANGS ON YOU NIKKA, AND IMA FIND YOU AND SLIT YOUR THROAT"

ex #4: "Hi, my name is ____ and Im an alcoholic, I smoke "weed", no Im lying, I smoke Cloud Nine, that doesnt show up in piss tests because Im a loser. I believe in BURRILLVILLE HILLBILLY GANGS, and that Im apart of them. (:

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Hillbilly Mouth Hug

A slang term for a blowjob from a guy/gal with no teeth.

I was so drunk last night she gave me a hillbilly mouth hug.

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swimming hillbilly

When I man cums in a girls mouth, and while the semen is still in the girls mouth, he punches the girls teeth out

Tom "Did you get it on last night?"

Steve "Yea, I gave her a swimming hillbilly"

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hillbilly incest

The act of putting ones genitals in another relatives bum.

Damn, me and my sister fucked last night. It was some damn good hillbilly incest.

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hillbilly turtle sex

adjective:
1. The act of having turtle sex, hillbilly style.

2. A sexual position with the male crouching and the woman laying face down under a coffee table with her waist lifted slightly off the ground, while the man holds a wiffle ball bat used to whack the woman over the head whenever she pops it out from the opposite side of the table.

"Man, she was ugly as shit but I was fresh out of bags, so we just had hillbilly turtle sex instead. It's the best kind of hate sex, too! It turns out a wiffle ball bat leaves no marks. She won't admit it after the fact, but I know she liked it."

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hillbilly stocking stuffer

the act of cramming ones penis into a small animal such as a squirrel or ferret and then stuffing it into a womens vagina. this is prefferably done wile the animal is still alive and the women is asleep.

dude i gave this chick a hillbilly stocking stuffer at this party last night, i think it gave her rabies!

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