Response to any verbal or physical reation or event that considered substantial. It can be used as substitute word for swear.
Person A says, "I just lost my job."
Person B responds, "Heavy hit! Thats terrible."
When jerking off on the toilet, you turn around to blow your load into the bowl but miss and hit the seat cover
Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is all over my toilet seat?
Person 2: Sorry bro i hit the backboard.
To take multiple hits out of the bong.
Damn bro, those bong hits really sent me into bolivian.
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This phrase was made famous in Australia in the 1970's-80's. Over time it has come to mean a knock out punch.
The term was created to describe I blindside punch. Thrown from behind, it is usually a knock out punch not seen coming.
Media has misused the word as any K.O. or massive blow to the head.
-"Kimbo got knocked out!"
'What? How'd that happen?'
-"The bastard KING HIT 'Im."
'Dog Act We'll fix him.'
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The statement one makes when one sees a burning beacon of raw sexuality or other similarly attractive object to which they would gladly administer a sound fucking.
*fine piece of ass walks by*
Slavering horny adolescent male 1: I'd hit that.
SHAM 2: I'd hit that like the fist of an angry god.
SHAM 3: I'd hit that so hard, whoever could pull me out would be the king of England.
SHAM 4: I'd hit that... with a stick.
SHAM 1-3: *glare*
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A not very common verb. yes it is an action, and is preformed in self-defense from a crazy bitch. I think the "you can't hit a girl rule is bullshit SOMETIMES" if a girl wants to fight you do it afterschool or when faculty or authority aren't looking.
But anyways i'm not gonna be an asshole and talk shit about girls, hahaha i bet some girls reading this already are getting mad and you can tell a guy like me wrote this ;)
It happens sometimes girls will piss you off guys so just ignore them, and eventually if they really piss you off then beat their ass....haha have fun!
THAT AT THE BOTTOM IS THE BEGINNING OF THE EXAMPLE
Davis went on the bus to get home from school, but when he sat down on his seat another girl sat on the other seat near him, this girl was named Jessika. then Jessika was talking about who are the hottest guys in the school. Davis liked getting involved and making friends, so he tried getting in the conversation. Jessika was a bitch but she just said "why are you starring do you like me?". Davis said "chill, i just want to talk with ya'll" Haha, davis acted cool and said your not gonna be cool with other people if you keep acting mean. Jessika said shut up, and he said ok. Moments later, on the way near the apartments he lives in, davis was looking at the window. While Jessika was being invited to a friend's home. They got off the bus with the other kids, and Davis got up and got out, meanwhile
Jessika said "MOVE!". then when he was heading home, Jessika said "you stank!! weirdo" Then he said shut the fuck up i dont want to talk to you" jessika got pissed and said fag ass!! and pushed him. davis said one day your gonna mess with the wrong fucking person! jessika slapped him. this sparked Davis's move he punched her. there was 10 people walking home with him, no falcuty or staff to stop the fight. all the kids of course immaturely said "OOOOO" and jessika got up to him and kicked him hard and puched him in the face" davis then punched her several times and pushed her very hard" by that time mostly evryone was recording this. jessika didnt give up she got up from the ground and punched him, and slapped him, and kicked him then davis was tired but he wasnt gonna lose, he punched her in the face 3 times and really damaged her eye and stomach. he kicked her ass literaly, and he pushed her to the ground he didnt give up he kept punching her in the face, afterward he won. got up and walked home, then by the time any aldults came to pick her up jessika had lost several tooths, friends, had 2 black eyes and was bleeding. SO WHAT HAVE WE LEARNED PEOPLE? yes, it is ok to "hit a girl" as long as its in self-defense because no one is gonna let a bitch slap you maybe at public places and at school.
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