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Honk Parade

Whenever someone honks a horn from a vehicle, such as a bus horn or car horn, and plays it in a melody.

John: "Daniel, did you hear about what the bus driver did?"

Daniel: "No, what'd he do?"

John: "He did a honk parade of the song 'Jingle Bells' by James Lord Pierpoint!"

by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024


Peruvian Honk-Toot

The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.

Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.

by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024


Honk honk cabbage

Racist term for a white or half white itallian.

Hey Joey, you’re a honk honk cabbage!

by Billclinton September 22, 2021


honk-choking

When your laughing so hard you choke and honk at the same time

Omg look at Katalina she honk-choking so hard right now!

by Vanilla jam December 29, 2023


Honk tooter

Honk tooter is a word few people know. A cook named Darren wants said honk tooter to every order that came through.

Ordering a fried pot sticker”, “honk tooter

by June 19, 2023


honkness

Comes from the word honk (meaning someone who is ugly) Denoting the state or condition of someone/something that honks.

Jane: look at this peng new jacket I just copped.
Jess: uhm sorry to break it to you hun but that has major honkness...

by Nickenchugget November 21, 2017


bla-honk

a duck-like noise often said in an awkward silence in a text conversation or skype conversation.

Bla-honk

by madlyscout May 10, 2011